Magic Eraser Moments

Over the past couple months, I've learned a few life lessons from my youngest son.  

(Here's a brief reminder of the kid we're talking about, being his normal self at dinner.)

1. If it's the middle of nap time, and you haven't heard a peep out of the bedroom, it doesn't mean the child is sleeping - it means the child is not in there.

2. Nothing makes a better canvas than a white wall.

3. Deodorant can make a room smell nice and fresh if applied properly (and thoroughly) all over the place.

4. Peanut butter is easily snuck from the pantry and meant to be eaten with bare fists, preferably both at the same time.

5. Orange glow is fun to spray, and amazingly harmless on your carpet, furniture, windows and trim, even when applied in large amounts.

6. The school art room is as good a place as any to vomit, especially if it's crowded and in the middle of Parent Open House.

7. Never underestimate the naughty - it could be worse.. and then usually is!