Recipe for Disaster

First, take one incredibly cranky and demanding toddler.  

For best results, use this one:

Next, leave the room while he/she acquires one box of cake flour* 

from the top shelf of the pantry

* any kind of flour you have on hand will work, 

however if there is a picture of an actual yummy cake on it 

-like this one has - 

you will probably have better results

Wait FIVE minutes...

TA-DAH!